yesterday i boiled some eggs to eat. i peeled them and was about to dip my egg white into a soft mound of table salt, when my sister snatched it away.
sis: youre not allowed to eat salt because salt causes depression. and youre already depressed enough
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAAHAHAHA
me: no wonder i am depressed all the time. (i am sarcastic.)
mom: seriously, no more salt for you. i read it in some paper.
of course i am a bad child so i snatched the salt back to eat with my boiled egg. it was yummertastic.
my life is so eventful.
2 comments:
that's weird.
i've always been depressed "long-term low-level dysthymia" and i like to eat lemons with salt.
Pfft! You can't eat a boiled egg without salt. What are they thinking?! SALT?! Tell them to prove it.
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