ew i dont want it to turn 2007.

i watched Memoirs of a Geisha. it was terrible. yawn

sometimes i hate movies that are labeled "ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" coz they usually suck and end up annoying me so much. i haven't seen a "western" asian movie that doesnt have broken english in it. gag.

the kimonos and shit was pretty to look at, though.

ah whatever. i am just biased.

i dont know if im looking forward to new years eve or if i am fearing it.

ps. i am going to start a list of "PEOPLE THAT ANNOY ME" and the first thing on the list is going to be the people who brag how well they ski and snowboard then pretend as if its nothing. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING LORD SO GODDAMN ANNOYING. please. shut. up.

saddam hussein was hanged today. that was the first thing i heard upon waking up coz the radio was on. my sister and i are... quoting articles to each other, bla bla bla. nevermind.

the 7th harry potter book title was announced about 9 days ago, and already there is a huge ass wikipedia article on it. reading that stuff is addicting.

i first read harry potter book one when i was in grade five and just past that english level where i could read standard chapter books easily. i had six months of ESL in grade four. HP kind of initiated my canadian part of the childhood, don't you think? and by the time the next and final book is out, i will have graduated from school completely, ie my childhood is over.

i will miss harry potter.

here is a really appetizing picture of an ice cream sundae i found on flickr. i will post it for no reason whatsoever except that it looks really good and fattening.

rox dara and i went skating with a bunch of mainschoolers. woaaaaaah i havent gone skating in two years. i used to be pro. anyway i was rusty and pretty much waddled like a duck and stopped by slamming into walls, etc. hahaha oh dear lord.

after skating we went to starbucks and i had a white chocolate mocha. others were hungry so after a while we moved onto Mcdonalds, where a creepy guy hit on jamie. iiiinteresting. mcdonalds' smell is SO FUCKING INTOXICATING. i was practically drooling because of that greasy french fries smell. i nearly ordered something but stopped myself because mcdo's is gross.

we stayed there for like an hour and had to leave when they closed at 11pm. wtf. WHO GETS KICKED OUT OF MCDONALDS?

anyway none of us wanted to go home, so dare rox and i sat in roxy's car and talked about shiz. ahhhhh dear god. in a few days is our VERY LAST new years eve together. after that there is no guarantee that we will all see each other to celebrate new years.

roxy's sweetheart kevin wants to go to film school @ ryerson and it would really be something if i were to go there too and met him there for the first time. surreal.

quote of the day:
"i like deer. especially the ones in traffic signs. they're sick." - emo kid, on his facebook profile.

the milk eyed mender

POKE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

facebook is addicting. you should try it.

on a completely irrelevant note, i finished reading steinbeck's "tortilla flat" today. it was amazing and left me utterly jubiliant and joyous while depressing the fuck out of me.

bye.


Mattie. is dead says:
your name is jenny, period.

- Jen - Fenny says:
psssh fenny is my name too

Mattie. is dead says:
fenny.. lol

Mattie. is dead says:
how about penny? or renny? tenny? why fenny?

- Jen - Fenny says:
it was coz roxy was foxy

- Jen - Fenny says:
then denise was fenise

- Jen - Fenny says:
and dara was fara

- Jen - Fenny says:
and i am fenny

Mattie. is dead says:
oh

Mattie. is dead says:
so everyone has an f

Mattie. is dead says:
that makes more sense

Mattie. is dead says:
but i dont wana be "fattie" =(

- Jen - Fenny says:
aw! hahaha

one time in math class i was using an actual pencil (gasp) and doing math homework (double gasp) when i made an error. so i got out my ancient KURT COBAIN ERASER and erased it away.

side note: here is the story of my kurt cobain eraser. i wish i could take a picture of it, but alas, my old faithful samsung digital camera that i've been carrying around everywhere has finally BROKEN DOWN. it wont turn on. anyway back to my eraser. i've had this giant eraser since grade nine or something. it's in the shape of a tombstone, and i have written "RIP KURT COBAIN 1967-1994" on it. i've made friends and enemies through this one eraser.

back to my math class story. rachel, who sits beside me in math, snatches the eraser out of my hands. apparently it's the first time she's seen me using it. she yells at me. her eyes bulge and everything.


rachel: JENNY, YOU EMO RETARD! YOU DON'T WORSHIP PEOPLE WHO KILL THEMSELVES OKAY
me: but he didnt k-
rachel: SNAP OUT OF IT JENNY! COURTNEY LOVE DID NOT KILL KURT COBAIN.
me: ... ...


you cant win an argument against rachel.

that same day, john took a look at my eraser and said i was crazy.

the moral of the story is never to sit beside people like rachel when using kurt cobain erasers.

k bye.

can i switch lives with somebody else for one day/

kthx.

i cleaned out my closet yesterday and discovered three pairs of jeans from a billion years ago. i still fit them, seeing i havent grown since grade six, so i think i will wear them.

i hung all my new shirts (from all that boxing day shopping) on hangers. i begin to see a pattern in my daily outfits:

graphic tee
a sweatshirt/fleece
and jeans
with
sneakers.

ahhhh. i dress like a twelve year old.

bye

look for me and i'll be gone

i dreamt that i went to starbucks and ordered a white chocolate mocha and a drip coffee. i wanted them both grande but apparently they'd changed their cup names so now they're called something completely different? wtf.

hmmmmm.

i watched "girl with a pearl earring" yesterday. i love the background music in that movie.

i'll be honest. i'm bored out of my wits.
ive never looked forward to new year's eve this much in my entire LIFE.

i hope its like this forever, foreverever, forever ever ever?

remember this dude? bob ross?

i used to watch his show RELIGIOUSLY. i used to think he was a SUPER AMAZING painter.

...

that was so long time ago. mmwow.

the more i get to know malc, the more i realize how much i detest smartass university kids... holy dear god. seriously, if i ever become a quasi-all-knowing, high & mighty uni kid who regularly uses pretentious vocabulary, i will kill mysself.

i can't stand it when people make simple things sound complicated for the sake of appearing to be intelligent. WELL IT DOESNT K. it makes you look like an idiot.

what i got for christmas:::

• ae red and grey sweater
• three graphic tees (more on this later)
• james joyce's dubliners
• franz kafka's metamorphosis
• random geeky book (i must show you people later. it's the funniest book ever.)
• handmade clay jars from my sister (aw)

plus:

the new k-os cd "atlantis: hymns for disco"

and of course...

a freaking digital SLR camera! (canon rebel xti). HELL YES!

be jealous.

the manual for the camera is about a centimeter thick, so i will have to wade through that shit in the months to come.

ciao!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEETINGS!

i have post-christmas syndrome... makes me queasy and sick and feel fat and numb. so much chocolates and so much STUFF bought in the last whatever days. christmas was a lounging-at-home day with my family, we watched countless movies.

boxing day, however... PHEW. we went to richmond centre to do some shopping and HOLY SCHMOLY we spent more than an hour looking for a parking spot. no kidding. i practically went crazymental from the whole deal.

you should know this. when i go crazy, i immediately want to get even crazier. while traveling at a snail's speed around the parking lot, i put on a regina spektor song on repeat and bounced up and down like a hyperactive child. my sister and i threw out all these random phrases from movies to make ourselves go insane.

sis: "MATCH IN THE GAS TANK! BOOM BOOM"
me: AHAHAHAH SHUT UP

me: "OKAY... I BELIEVE YOU... BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!"
sis: *GASP*

yes we are retarded children.

the mall itself was teeming and bursting at the seams with human beings. it was as if ALL OF HUMANITY was in that mall and everyone was trying to get their goddamn shopping done before the sky falls down (ie. mall closing time).

SO MANY PEOPLE. it's enough to drive me insane.

as of 2 hours 39 minutes ago...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

wheee.

i feel ever so antsy during winter break. i wish i could do something, but i dont know what. my fingers are literally twiddling themselves out of anxiousness to DO SOMETHING other than manuveur that remote control.

sigh.

i watched "its a wonderful life" on tv and i am completely in love with it. frig.

my entire family went to bed at 5am last nite. we severely need to... consider some normal life choices.

can't wait to open pressies in the morning.

grow up and blow away

i am so bored that i got my sketchbook out and started drawing shiz again. i'm using the new pencil crayons that lara gave me for xmas.

i started one drawing about 11 x 14 inches (or is it bigger... i can't even remember). it has colourful swirlies and houses in bubbles. and hearts (duh, cuz thats my signature shape).

when i am done the artwork i will take a picture then post it later.

ciao.

the hiiiiiiiillls are alyyyyyyyyyive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzic

hi kids

ive watched about six movies in the last 48 hours, including:

Chicago
The Sound of Music
Edward Scissorhands
Osama (a movie a la the kids novel The Breadwinner)
The Breakfast Club (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
and THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS.

i heart the Royal Tenenbaums. it reminds me a lot of wes anderson's other movies, especially the Life Aquatic. Bill Murray rules.

i have Sound of Music songs stuck in my head.

the hiiiiiiiillls are alyyyyyyyyyive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzic.

i think the saddest part of the movie is when Rolfe and Liesl go their separate ways, ie. Rolfe is brainwashed as a Nazicrazy brownshirt. depresses me. seriously.

from JUNIE B. JONES LOVES HANDSOME WARREN, by Barbara Park:

+++++++++++++++++

CHAPTER SIX: SPEECHLESS

The next day, that Grace saw me on the bus.

Her mouth came all the way open.

I smiled very gorgeous.

"I know why you're looking at me like that, Grace," I said. "Mother said when people saw me, they would be speechless."

I fluffed my hair.

"Speechless is when your mouth can't speech," I explained.

That Grace pointed at my neck.

"What is that? Is that a dog collar you're wearing?" she said.

I laughed and laughed at her.

"You sillyhead,Grace!" I said. "Don't you know anything? This is a lovely collar of jewels! It is the kind of jewels that princesses wear! Only I didn't even know we had this gorgeous thing! I found it where Mother keeps the dog food. Only I don't actually know why it got put there."

I holded out my arms.

"And did you notice these, Grace? Did you notice my long white princess gloves? They are the kind of gloves that Cinderella wears. And Cinderella is a real, actual princess. Plus also she does floors."

I pointed at my head.

"And what about this golden crown I am wearing? It is from a real actual Dairy Queen! Plus, also I have red velvet bows on my sneakers! And Mother even drew lightning on their sides! Just like yours!"

I twirled all around.

"Just wait till Handsome Warren gets a load of me now! Right, Grace? Now that guy will have to love me! 'Cause who wouldn't?"

Grace slumped down in her seat.

She didn't talk the whole rest of the way to school.

And guess what else? When the bus got me schoo, she didn't even wait for me again.

She ran right straight to Handsome Warren without me.

I tried to race her. But my collar of jewels scratched my neck. Plus also my golden crown fell off my head.

Handsome Warren was sitting on the ground.

His face was hiding in his knees.

I pushed my way in front of Lucille and that Grace. Then I tapped him on the head.

"Hello. How are you today? I am wearing princess clothes," I told him.

Handsome Warren didn't look up. I tapped on his head again..

"Yeah, only I actually think you should get a load of me. 'Cause Grandma Miller says I am quite a sight," I said.

++++++++++++++++++++

I HEART JUNIE B. JONES SERIES FOREVERANDEVERANDEVERANDEVER. I vow to read only grade-one books this winter break.


ciao

dear abby:

HELP. i'm hungry and alone and friendless and utterly bored.

i think i will go do something crazy now. like fold an origami hamburger 'n' fries meal then eat it. gosh i am starving.

love, jenny.

ps. ooo, check this shit out: an origami picnic.

HOW TO MAKE ORIGAMI FRENCH FRIES:

don't give away my love

last day of school today. i came home at 11:15am. now im at home. i don't think ive ever been this bored in my entire life. im bored out of my wits.

i watched "whats eating gilbert grape" on dvd and it makes me sad and kind of numb.

dara was supposed to call me 8 minutes ago and she hasn't yet, so im going to be a paranoia freak and call her right now

bye

for some reason, my foot is freezing cold. it feels like ice. IS MY FOOT GOING TO ATROPHY?

right.

um anyway. in writing class today, we watched a disney VHS videocassette ... we watched a bunch of previews, then tried to figure out what the "feature presentation" was, just from the dates on the previews (1995). we were all OMG WHICH DISNEY MOVIE IS THIS? WHICH IS IT WHICH IS IT?

then the movie starts. .... there's that african sunrise and that primitive, bestial a cappella! HOLY SHIZZNIT ITS LION KING! we were, naturally, flipping out cuz, um, lion king rules. it's legendary, i tell you. i swear, by the end of "the circle of life" segment, people were in INSPIRED TEARS.

(ok, so they weren't really, but my brain was in inspired tears. from a frikken disney movie.)

i came home and all i could think about was lion king. not even kidding.

i think i need to watch all those staple disney movies again, ie. cinderella, snow white, pocahontas. disney songs are the cheesiest and the best things in the world.

holy mother. i just burned like six CDS and my computer is now FRIED.

FRIED, i tell you.

so's my cd player too. it won't goddamn play anything. i hope i didnt screw up coz this took forever for me to do.

you people better appreciate these mix cds that took me about 5 hours to organize.

can i have the title of "WORLD'S GREATEST CD MIX MASTER" please? kthx.


BYE

OH NOES!! WHATS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD????

the New and Improved
"Betty and Veronica" double digest:

WHAT have they done to betty & veronica???

seriously. what the frig?

now compare this to the NORMAL betty & veronica:

and how they used to look so innocent WAY back the in the day....

jeeeez.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA i just found my friend from grade seven via the MAGICAL POWERS OF INTERNET. i traveled from facebook to msn to google to xanga. amazing.

oh dear. lolz x 10000.

hmmm.

quote of the day (from a while ago):

ROXY: "if you had a quadrapalegic friend, wouldn't they be offended if you gave them a normal gingerbread man cookie? *i* think i'd bite the arms and legs off before giving it to them."

oh roxy.

hello blog. it's been busy.

last nite i went to bed at 2 30am but i didnt fall asleep for two hours. it was painful. i skipped my first class and slept in instead. i had my english test today. it was better than i expected, thank god. i made soap in chemistry class. i added lavender-scent essential oils and red food colouring to my soap. i felt like i was tyler durden, of fight club, making soap. with human fat. oooo.

making soap is interesting. kind of mucky and oily though. i can pick it up tomorrow from the chemistry lab because it will have hardened by then, but it will burn my skin if i decide to use it. it is still too basic. i need to wait weeks, till it's ready.

i got high on sugar from xmas candies and chocolates. there are piles and piles of chocolate nougat things in the student room of my school. also, zach threw a bag of jellybeans across the room, and the bag exploded, so there are a lot of jelly beans on the floor too. no one likes to clean up.


ps. i got some super excellent xmas gifts from my friendsies. dara gave me this dvd:

it's called what's eating gilbert grape and it's the best movie evar. no kid.

lara gave me these:

i liked these so much that i almost couldn't accept them.

ooh la la.

i think i love giving and recieving gifts.

procrastinating as usual. i'm taking this too far. its 1 30am and i should get to bed seeing its a school day tomorrow?

i guess i won't go to first block tomor.

fahk fahk fahk

i have an english test real soon and i know i will fail it.

today i nearly fainted from lack of food. holy shite.

plus i wrapped all the xmas gifts and set them under the xmas tree. ive had enough wrapping paper shit. i think i wrapped like 10 parcels today. ugh.

seems like i dont have any real talents and this fact uglifies my day.

holy mothafucka. i need to get a life or something. did you know that in the mini school, everyone turns into weird little psychotic monkeys??????????!!

bye

just for one christmas when i'm older, i'd like to have a complete CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA in which i spend a billion dollars on christmas stuffs. i want to be so luxurious with gifts that NO TWO GIFTS SHALL BE WRAPPED IN THE SAME WRAPPING PAPER. each parcel will have a rosette and delightfully coloured ribbons.

i shall send dozens and dozens of hand made xmas cards with rhinestones on them. plus there shall be plentifuls of candy canes and gold xmas balls and sparkly red lights and glitter candles and belgian chocolates. and those funnie, smart-alecky things that make people laugh. i want huge mugs of lattes and christmas cookies on white doilies. i want to buy a fucking mistletoe and a 8-foot christmas tree with an actual gold star on top.

i am getting ... kind of scary

i bought so much christmas gifts today.

i think i am done with gifts. phew. i bought stuff from Hobbs, can you believe it? their greeting cards are like $12 each. anyway I CANT WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO OPEN MY SHIT. la dee dah la la la.

i like the feeling of giving generous gifts. it makes me feel warm and fuzzie.
fuzzie wuzzie.
although now i am shit broke.
hmmm i cant even remember what i bought right now. i think spent $$$ for a bunch of stupid things.
oh well.

happy christmas.

hmmmm i need some dinner, i think. it'd be my first meal of the day
holy moly.

jenny is _______.

- Jen - Fenny says:
sdl,fjsal;gjlsjg;lsldfHOLY FUCK

- Jen - Fenny says:
I WANT MY FUCKING ASHITAKA.

- Jen - Fenny says:
I WANT MY FUCKING SIR MIN.

- Jen - Fenny says:
*DIES*

.dara says:
sir min?

- Jen - Fenny says:
*SLICES OFF EARS*

- Jen - Fenny says:
if you slice off your ears, do you lose hearing

.dara says:
you lose some hearing

.dara says:
'cause you don't have thingies to funnel noise

- Jen - Fenny says:
FUNNEL!!

- Jen - Fenny says:
i use funnels for the silver nitrate.

- Jen - Fenny says:
in foto

- Jen - Fenny says:
no wait

- Jen - Fenny says:
thats inaccurate

.dara says:
hahahahahahahahah

baby just go on and just cry me a river

What Classic Movie Are You?
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"d'you know, d'you know, more people in america smoke pot than voted for george h.w. bush?"



this confirms that KRIST NOVOSELIC RULES.

the bunch of us went downtown yesterday after skool. we ate burgers at an old fashioned diner style white spot restaurant. i wish i had my camera with me there, because there was a checked tiled floor, a jukebox, a ceiling fan, leather booth seats, and bathrooms marked "guys" and "gals". it was so retro awesome...

dave, rox, and i went to see blood diamond at paramount afterwards. ummmm leonardo dicaprio is amazing in this movie. it's about conflict diamonds in sierra leone, a story about smuggling, deception, controversy shit. it was even more intense than "hotel rwanda".

Set against the backdrop of the chaos and civil war that enveloped 1990s Sierra Leone, Blood Diamond is the story of Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio), an ex-mercenary from Zimbabwe, and Solomon Vandy (Djimon Hounsou), a Mende fisherman. Both men are African, but their histories and their circumstances are as different as any can be until their fates become joined in a common quest to recover a rare pink diamond, the kind of stone that can transform a life...or end it.

during the last 30 seconds of the movie i felt myself crying. it was like, two teardrops though. drip drip. it was pretty gory/graphic, but my god it was fantastic. *obsession* i've raved about this movie to everyfuckingbody i need to STOP.

after the movie rox and i went to lara's house and then we talked like weirdoids while laughing hysterically like hyenas at various things. yknow. then we watched YET ANOTHER MOVIE, "my girl". so goddamn 1970s all-american and heartbreakingly cliche. and i lovelovelove it.

random pictures from last weeeeeek.

(dear pwers: i dont know what to do with my winter formal pictures, so i'll put them on facebook or something. buzznet is killlllling my right now. hmmm.)

sushisushisushi

kerrisdale... practically our second home. we could shop
around here with our eyes closed eh?

sitting outside starbucks with WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHAS.
mmmm sweetness overload.

for a split second, i thot this was a real baby and had a minor heart attack

kind of creepy.


and now..

KIDS' CHRISTMAS PARTY on DEC 12TH

@ the annual christmas party for our
lil foster kid buddies... so many presents.

zach will never forgive me if/when he sees this picture. AHAHAHA

mr. and mrs. claus!!!!!! (i am hilarious.)

ester's new puppet glove. ohdeargod

ester makes out with her own hand. arf arf.

YAY HAPPY TIMES!

ps. rox and ester came up with the suggestion of doing a STALKING-HUMPHRRRIES thing with these puppet gloves, videoing the stalkingdom, then showing it at Arts Nite, a la kinnear style. what'd you think??? hmmmm? rox and ester are hilarious with those puppets.

OK THATS ENOUGH RANDOMNESS FOR NOW.

grrrrr buzznet is fucked up for me. is it for anyone else? i can only upload ONE picture at a time. this is highly inconvienient coz i have about a billion photos in my files, fidgeting to be uploaded and all.

thank god sooz bought me that pro flickr account eh? what perfect timing! the idea of using flickr is making me headachey though. ahhg.

in yet another act of superfluous kindness, sooz sent me these radiohead buttons. be jealous.

=D

HOLY FUCK, I JUST HAD TO LITERALLY WAIT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES FOR MY LAGGING INTERNET TO GET ME TO BLOGGER.

*ESPLODES*

i forget what i was going to say.

i was on flickr and it took about 2 billion years for one picture to shot up. oh btw fuck bloggers. fuck indie kids. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant stand anyone at the moment right now i think i will detonate if someone says a word to me.

BUTTERFLY-Y!

*twitch*

BLACK 'N' WHITE PORTRAITS of DENISE.

(...that i finally managed to scan after

weeks and weeks of procrastination)

<<3 my favourite.


The rest of them are up on my flickr. I will update somemore later.

TAKE ME UP IN YOUR HOT AIR BALLOON
AND FEED ME COTTON CANDY.

i'm doing extremely pointful things right now, like ADDING PEOPLE AS MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS. i know eh, im getting such a thrill out of it... ;;

fuck math. i think i will go into the test blindly because i couldn't care less at this moment. too much studying has worn me out. i'm going to kill myself staring at a math book.

today was the school concert and i didn't go. booooo i want to be a band geek. ehn.

my sister and i went thru the school yearbook and pointed out all the returds in 1) her grade and 2) my grade. it was a riot. we made fun of all the weirdos lame-os and freakos in the school... coughjoeycough

we're mean-spirited people.

then we sang some weird al yankovic songs and laughed like hyenas.

i need to buy a 125ml milk carton for school. we're making SOAP in chemistry class tomorrow. COOLNESS! making soap reminds me of Fight Club.

i see mark and arnold whenever i walk to school in the morning. im usually wearing a dumpy ugly coat and they're obviously not, being the vain retards they are. ummm what? anyway they're always out in the morning sitting by the fences smoking and i can't even make eye contact with them coz they scare me. well, arnold's always scared me. but mark!

maybe a week ago i looked at mark straight in the eye and i swear he was glaring at me like he wanted to shoot me dead.

UBER AWKWARD.

plus i realized that his face looks like a rat's.

it's weird coz we were tight like spandex back in grade seven/eight. we had like a korean gang. oh dear lord.

the moral of this story is never lose contact with your old buddies.

kthx

HOLYCRAP MEDIA WHORE.

gulp. i've never seen someone so happy to have gone under plastic surgery.

on a completely irrelevant note: fahkkkkkkkkk i need to go back to studying history ah ah ah ah ah ah ah SO MANY FUCKING TESTS AHHHHHHHHH

ps. after this week i will post pictures from that godforbid-craptacular winter formal. be excited.

hmm blogger is being extremely finicky at this moment. anyway i studied my ass off tonite for the goddamn history test/essay, barf. and im still not ready! AHHHHHH. freaking exhausting test studying.

i wish this week was over. the idea of having that math test on thursday is giving me the headaches.

I NEED MY VACATION NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNDSLFKsdf

oh yeah. today was the foster kids' christmas party thing @ our school. hmm i kind of forgot all about that. it was exhausting coz i helped clean up near the end, and when i came home i just plopped onto my bed and had a billion-hour nap. the kids' xmas party was fun, though... it made me want to volunteer at ymca daycamps again.

we recieved our report cards/school newsletter yesterday. i was skimming through it and i read the little blurb on PAGE 2 UNDER THE HEADING "CANADIAN MERIT SCHOLARSHIP"...

it said:
"congrats to our sponsored students miss-no-social-life and mr-perfect-goody-shoes!"

i nearly puked in disgust. errrr yaaaaaa

ok so nothing interesting happened today except for the kids' xmas party. altho i got annoyed in little wittle ripples (i am an assonance genius) at various people. but what else is new huh?

VOTE FOR RAYMI EVERBODY!

This is Raymi the Minx. She is a blogger. You can see her self-written profile here. She likes to take pictures of herself. This shows that she is also kind of vain, but it is all well-deserved. All artists are narcissists.

This is Raymi's friend and her cat.
(Maybe it's a portait of herself, with Cid.)

RAYMI THE MINX
nominated for BEST DIARIST in the 2006 Weblog Awards

- Jen - Fenny says:
oh dear lord.

- Jen - Fenny says:
where are my razor blades

.dara says:
right next to your morphine

- Jen - Fenny says:
drip drip tear tear

.dara says:
boohiss

Jenny joined the group Yes, You Crazy Emo Turds, The World Does Hate You. 10:32pm

Jenny joined the group welch's fruit snacks appreciation club-cousinly love. 7:12pm

Jenny joined the group People who don't sleep enough because they stay up late for no reason. 6:09pm

Jenny joined the group Stephen Harper is a douchebag. 1:04am

Jenny joined the group I'm A Fermata...Hold Me. 1:37am


facebook ruins my life ahhhh

it makes me happy when you steal a little kiss before you wake me up to listen to the news for a while

i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad, that the dreams in which i'm dying are the best ones i've ever had

hihi

i have to apply to schools and shit soon

barfity barf barf

LIFE IS ALL FLOWERS AND SAUSAGES.

i watched the bonus beck dvd tonite (that comes with "the information") and found it utterly POINTLESS. but thats ok coz i still like the stickers.



ummmmmmmmmklklkljklkjklkjlkbleepbleepnokill

bye!

do you know Angela Anaconda?

wikipedia says: Angela Anaconda is a cutout animation cartoon from Canada that aired on the Fox Family Channel (now called ABC Family) in the U.S.. It revolves around an eight-year-old girl named Angela who has wacky brothers, weird friends, and hates a fake-French girl named Nanette Manoir.


it is pretty much the best kids' show in all of nickelodeon. i am seriously serious.

the best episode was when angela did her thing about "I LOVE BOB AND HOT CHOCOLATE".
priceless.

in other news, i just scared my only friend away. boo

i suck at life yay!
loser.

in completely nerd-o news, my mom managed to delete everything from my internet bookmarks and url link thingums. i should be beyond angry coz i prob had over hundreds of bookmarks, all of which were important, buuuuuuuuuuuut im too numb to care.

i finished reading hamlet today. i think i love hamlet even more than holden caulfield. gasp.

oh ya i finished reading "the ringmaster's daughter" the other day and it reminded me of "fifth business" and it was good altho annoying at the end.

what else can i tell you hmmm. oh ya. i joined a facebook group called "stephen harper is a douche".

my new favourite band is akron/family.

i secretly adore pitchfork because of their impeccable journalism. but thats ok, im not completely evil, coz i still love stereogum too.

my mom and my sister are watching THE SHOW again which will bring me back into my shit depressed mode. HOLY MOTHAFUCKA I NEED TO GET OUTTA THIS BODY/TIME/SPACE/CITY.

depressedangryangryangrydepressedangrydepresseddepressed

HI!

friday sucked tremendously. and i have a lot of shit on my mind. on friday nite my mind was all fucked over but im trying to live, okay, wheeeee. and i have zero friends who believe me. instead of rambling about it, though, i think i will shut up for just ONCE in my life.

god im back into my shitty little emo phase all over again. this is 'zactly like grade 10, i think i'm going to fall into a mental blackhole.

i watched the jim carrey version "how the grinch stole xmas"
every time cindy lou comes on screen, i have a minor conniption because she's so goshdarned adooooorable.

somebody send me postcards from italy too:

The shattered soul
Following close but nearly twice as slow
In my good times
There were always golden rocks to throw
At those who admit defeat too late
Those were our times, those were our times

zach cordon is my hero.


ps. thanks soozy for purchasing me a pro account at flickr. sweet.

holy moly.

we could clear this all up

someone buy me sam brown's book THINKING OF YOU. its 5 bucks discount sale, only this week! :O :O :O


holy fuck why am i not studying or doing math homework. ahhh its 1am

i am le procrastinating to death.

i'm studying Irving Penn for photo 12 and i think he is a genius. i'm going to be gaga over his photos for the next lil while. i have to write an essay on him.

see more of his photography here.

im picking at a small scar on my left cheek. i dunno where i got it from but every time a scab forms, i pick pick pick, soooo i'm prob going to be left with that scar forever.

yesterday was family winter supper. i helped denise and dare, who organized it. i am so helpful, right guys? =D

i have a new facebook friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... and he is a HOT SHIT EMO GUY. hahahhaha oh dear god. i will post this inside joke later. damn i hope i didn't lose that piece of paper.

ANYWAY.

i have a list of "quotes of the day"... there were so many coz of our class assignment of writing SOAP OPERAS

QUOTES OF THE DAY,
compiled from odds n ends of soap opera lines

pirate captain: "WHERE ON ALL THE SEAS IS THAT BREAKFAST OF MINE?"

casey, the soap opera character: "Yo, Tea, check it."

teagan, the soap opera character: "MY DOOR IS A FUCKTARD! FUCK!"

teagan: "case, shut up. no one cares."

pirate captain: "AVAST! shiver my timbers! Aye yes! Aaaaar. Bucharoo gosh and formel, me hearties!" (oh dear lord i laughed so hard at this one...)


hahaha...
okie doke
ya i find the pirate quotes funny. im a nerd but thats ok coz so are you! =D


TOMORROW IS WINTER FORMAL! WOW DRAMARAMA.

i am looking forward to the formal because im so sick of school these days. woooooo. ewww, today roxy was all "oh did someone ask you for formal?" and i was like NOPE and she's like AWWW DUDE, and i was like "holy fuck you people are weird", especially because its a MUNDO STUPIDO TRADITION THAT NEEDS TO BE ABOLISHED. (the tradition is that grade 8s ask grade 12s out.)

i am hyper and i must study for a chem test

ciao

you can try the best you can

the key to the magic tree.

ps. did i get linked or something? there was a sudden spike in my blog visitor stats.

O_O