Thursday, February 15, 2007

happiness is not a fish that you can catch

school is pointless these days. i never do any homework, or get to classes on time, or do productive things in my spare. i take huge naps after school then go to bed at 2am each nite. by then i'm fucking starving so i have to eat something before snuggling up in bed. i suffer trying to wake up each morning.

Hmm.

the race is on. people have come out of their peepingholes and are scrambling to ask each other out for the prom in may. omgomgomg. on friday ______ asked ______ and there was a big thing. today ______ asked ______ and there was a even bigger thing. wowowowow.

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oh yes. today was valentines day and there were red roses and pink construction paper hearts going around. i had a lot of good chocolates. also i stole some candy hearts off somebody in my chem class. they were sugary and good.

i want to shout a big fuck you to everybody. i have to get a grip, though, because otherwise i will go insane from the lack of attention i am getting. i am a narcissist and an overambitious idiot.

this is a good and strange joke:

Q: WHY DID THE PLANE CRASH?

A: BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD.


i think whoever created that should get the nobel prize.

1 comment:

carrie said...

but why would they have a loaf of bread as a pilot?