world's shortest fairy tale, stolen from outlaw:

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex wtih whomever she pleased...did whatever the hell she wanted.
Never argued, didnt get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends and saved more money. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, burped swore and farted all the time.


wOrd.

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my newish mosquito bites from my strathcona trip have permanently settled into my skin, i can feel them etched deeply into it. i shouldnt have scratched so much. o well too bad. i still have those mosquito bites that i scratched until the bleeding/scarring point from back in grade five.

my rants are so pointful.

i was reading EVERYFREAKINGBODY's blog archives today. i mean like EEEEEEEEEVERYBODY. jesus. im really good at repetitive time-consuming shit like that.