the girl's distracted

what my friend wrote in his blog:

I sometimes stand on my hands, naked, pointing my anus towards the sky.

Often, a bird will come and nest in it.

I stay very still, untill the bird lays it's eggs, at which point I open my anus slightly, gobbling up it's children, where the hard shell is digested in my lower intestine.

The bird flys away, but nothing is wasted, as I use the newly constructed nest as a snazzy hat.

i will miss his strangeness.