you have lose if you wanna wanna be alive

i am le brilliant nosy inquisitor. please note whatever's in bold because it's hilarious.

EDIT: i should have people subscribe gossip from me.

ABOUT ZACH'S CAMPING TRIP

Zach says:
i have not smoked or drank that much in a like 48 hour period ever before
and we did hookah
and then when drunk we gambled over hatchet throwing

Jen // Fenny says:
hatchet throwing
wow

Zach says:
which in retrospect was really stupid

Jen // Fenny says:
but was probably funny at the time

Zach says:
i won like 10 bucks

Jen // Fenny says:
haha

Zach says:
off of eric and jordan and karime
pat was the most sober, and elected not to participate

Jen // Fenny says:
but how sober is the "most sober"?
was toby trying to rape pat?

Zach says:
no
you realize that whole thing was a joke right

Jen // Fenny says:
what whole thing

Zach says:
the whole toby wants pat thing
from like grade 10

Jen // Fenny says:
its from grade ten?
why wasnt i informed

Zach says:
or 11?

Jen // Fenny says:
right...... i missed that completely

Zach says:
its a lonhg story im not going to try and explain over msn

Jen // Fenny says:
TELL ME THE STORY

Zach says:
its not really that intersting
k, summarized version
we were all at jordans
and caitlin called to see if she should come over
and then apparently toby was talking in the background on caits end
and jordan was like what did toby say
and caitlin was like she wants to know if pat's there
and we all built it up from there

Jen // Fenny says:
right.
i remember that, but that had like nothing to do with my question
dont you notice toby trying to rape him

Zach says:
no...
when?

Jen // Fenny says:
i dunno, whenever

Zach says:
you mean the emotional rape?

Jen // Fenny says:
wtf is emotional rape

Zach says:
like "i want to learn pat's secrets for i live on them like a vampire lives on blood"
/creepy accent

Jen // Fenny says:
HAHAHAHA
youre hilarious by the way
i didnt reallymean emotional rape, but i guess both
tell me other stuff that happened

Zach says:
we had a pact no to discuss any secrets we gained from playing drunken never have i ever
so basically we spent alot of time lying in the sun, smoking hookah and listening to music

Jen // Fenny says:
secrets gained? are you serious

Zach says:
nothing major
but something could have slipped
im not talking

Jen // Fenny says:
did YOU say anything

Zach says:
they honestly spent like hours asking about me and roxy


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ahaha.