Tuesday, April 25, 2006



yesterday we visited an elementary school first grade class and played games with our little buddies. we played capture the flag in the grassy field.

i want to be in elementary school again. when i was in grade five, i used to be one of those bossy kids who organized huge games of tag/hide and seek/kick the can, etc, during lunch and after school. they were always multi-grade and shit too, basically whoever wanted to play was in the game, everybody from grade one to five.

most of the other fifth graders were lame, in other words "cool" and did not play in the playground. phsaw. instead they roamed the upper field, where they could talk and wallow in their narrowminded cool-dom. don't you know you're supposed to run around and PLAY in the jungle gyms when you are in grade five?????? jeez.

i was also the one to push all the lil kids on swings. i got to twist them while i pushed and they would shriek like maniacs and i would laugh.

i was also a monkey bar/jungle gym fiend.

damn. i wanna be in elementary school again. it rules so much more than high school, even with the amount of homework and weird shit aside.

1 comment:

Peter said...

now grade fives have oral sex.

crazy...