first-generation rights are truly deserving of the exalted, yet elemental, status owing to human rights

fucking giant nonsequitur post (except i have not written this post yet so i dont actually know if its going to be giant or nonsequitur, ahh the possibilities)

SO

here are a bunch of random things in no order and no relation to each other so it should not be read like one post, but rather a billion little posts with one phrase on them

i havent do my philosophy paper

i have a love hate relationship with KT and i am obsessed about this and it is driving me ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY UP THE FUCKING WALL. i cannot emphasize how sad and strange and weird and pathetic this is.

i want a salt shaker in my room

i am the substitute creative person for people who want to be the REAL creative person's friend. hoshit.

i want to ask oliver to cut my hair, he cuts his own hair and did seri's too

im going to dye my hair something fucking crazy when i get back to vancouver

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

the psyche is very interesting to examine, especially your own when you KNOW your own sanity is being questioned

fuck you

oops

i honestly couldnt care less if i got D minuses in my schoolwork right now, and i wouldnt be surprised either

played guitar hero again yesterday

people who say "dealio" are lame

people who say "people who say 'dealio' are lame" are lame

the last sentence was written according to CP style

cp style my ass.

fucking posers.

i am a poser.

starbucks lady, naked mermaid

50 out of 392 comments

you are what you own, says human rights activists

interestingly, ive recently come to the conclusion that there's an EXCESS of human rights sometimes

nyc?

she throws people away like tissues

kleenex

Kleenex, according to cp style

alex tran, my hero.

a porn star sung a korean children's song for me today (100% truth)

my neighbour is scary

she's in engineering

but i'm not sure if she's a she sometimes

my mom ranted about how she wants galbi and beer

then scolded me for not being 19 yet

i talked to my mom for THREE FUCKING HOURS again on msn

bff!

hil and i are bffs because we're both cynical dumbheads who joke about being bffs

"bff" is hil's favourite word.

same with "boyfriend"

as in "oh ya, he's my boyfriend."

and "oh yea he's my boyfriend too."

i think she'll be re-christened Perez Hilton's Asshole one day

she'll celebrate once that happens

what is wrong with you

my lips are yellow

all my friends are brown and red

quaker oats, the superhero.

faites le point

are you a man or an amoeba?

future butterfly

plastic surgery is for you

biodegradable plastic cups - i have some on my desk

swoooooooon coffeeeeeeee espresssooooooooo darkkkkk roasteedddd beaaaaaanssssss

dan the man

sam the man

the LEGEND of LK.

barf!

Yogourt or Yogurt?

nail polish or no nail polish? decisions decisions. ahhh life is hard

ariel like a harpy!

hi ana

hi rach

here are some artworks for you, for free, that you will probably throw away

and in a million years you will regret having thrown them away

because i did them

mockingbird wish me luck

i saw an old-fashioned whore today

at the thirfty drugstore

buying a 5th of gin and a 5th of vodka

mmm gin

Victory Gin.

Orwell.

Orsen Welles.

apocalypse now

apocalypse tomorrow

calypso song

bokonon

kill bokonon

karass

hoenikker

did you buy nothing on buy nothing day?

black friday

black coffee

black cat

you are black

this is postmodernism

you are an euphemism

do not look at me with those dagger eyes

your ears reek of trash

they wreak havoc

harvest moon is just beautiful, she said to an awed crowd

except me

i was not awed

i was angry

i do not tolerate her

here's some lotion

i lost my lip balm

lip balm

napoleon dynamite

vote for pedro

cooper black

helvetica

switzerland

red cross

amnesty

you are what you preach

i do not preach

i judge you

i stare a hole into the wall

dig, dig, dig

meet dev

he doesn't eat

that's why he's skinny

skinny like ibi

hello paul

hello sean

hello john

i taunt you

taunt, haunt, want

why is a man older than my father talking to me the way he is

i do not like white pianos

keel

is native

has a blond brother

you do not study film

you do not eat peas

he eats red cookies

they're rubies

blood cookies

blood popsicles

acid pops

acid pops?

password!

this is geekery

self proclaimed nerds are not nerds

emilio zapata

viva zapatistas

che

hey

you really are a communist

this is nina simone

i saw her in concert

in france

london

italia

represent.

my life as a fight club movie.

what is a pilot?

i only know what a pilot is because it was in pulp fiction.

scandalous amsterdam

once ana messaged me from holland saying she had just gotten with a dutch boy

scandalous tokyo

like the avant garde (euphemism) clubs of scarlett-charlotte, lost in translation

people in orange wigs

white faces

like caste marks

white like

oleander

oh

lea

an

der

miles of paper

miles of chalk

chalk arms

fuck you, chalk arms

you are not a legend

the porn star who sung to me said, "starbucks pays israel"

"and thats why i boycott it"

i said "whoa"

palestinians have no home,

but i cannot say this in front of my jewish friends

turtles can fly

raindrops like bombs

if this is the life, why does it feel so good to die today?

braverman

ester

is an organic chemical

made up of C, carbon, H, hydrogen, and O, oxygen

probably something else too

how incredibly depressing

phoenix, circa, lee's

i do not admire you

2 event invitations, 1 group invitation

1,000,000 strong for stephen t colbert

cole-

-bair

kimmel

leno

iago

santiago

this is like add n to x

except with words

words are a source of midunderstanding

just sit there

on the grass

the grass is greener on the other side

shonen, shoji

the boredoms

fugazi:

fucked

up

got

ambushed

zipped

in

.

sleeptime?

give me a nightmare,

full of dali

and rene magritte

across the classroom, i saw her take her daily pill

it was strange to see

i saw him again on my way to buy popsicles

hit the pavement hard

he got drunk and went to sleep in his bed,

and the fire started,

and he layed in there burning,

until a friend in the next room smelled it

and ran in and tried to pull him out of the fire.

style -

style is the answer to everything

joan of arc had style

john the baptist

christ

socrates

caesar,

garcia lorca.

style is the difference

we like to shower afterwards

a major figure in contemporary american poetry,

southern pacific

quetigny

i dont care what tyler durden says, i love my duvet