because everything in her home is waterproof,

the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose

i am a friggin housewife this afternoon. i woke up near noon and after brunch i washed every single dish and mug and cup and bowl and fork that needed to be washed.

then i put away all the books in the shelves, vacuumed the entire apartment, cleaned the office space, tidied the living room, hand-washed delicate clothes, cleaned one bathroom until it was spic 'n span (this was the worst), scrubbed the kitchen floor with a wet rag, and windex-ed all the mirrors in the house.

&*!$$%@&$@*#$!

the worst part of cleaning an apartment is that everything is so cramped and small, it's a pain in the ass to clean the tiny corners everywhere.

the next thing i'd like to accomplish is clean my sister's room but it's too scary too step in there.