"People generally have strong views about Mr. A Fox. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say.

Given a choice of having A get on my nerves or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day.

Somebody has to renew those institutions of civil society -- like families, schools, churches, and civic groups -- that let him know, in no uncertain terms, that his lalochezia is downright annoying.

In any case, A knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive -- or at least overlook -- all of his grotty excesses.

Let us now take a strong position on Mr. A Fox's shell games, which, after all, tear down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation, because in that is our only hope for the future."

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as well as...

ADEEN U R DA MOST ANOYNG KID ON TEH PLAENT AND I SOMATIEMS WISH U WUD FUKNG GO AWAY!!1111 WTF LOL

english-to-12-year-old-AOLer translator


ha ha ha wow.