why's it always that when i say something to offend people, they are never offended, and when i say something semi-amusing, people accuse me of saying the meanest and cruelest comment ever? jeez. i need to work on my sarcasm. or something.

when i grow older i want a song named after me. but that would mean that i'd have to befriend musicians first. oh and i want it to be a positive song about me, ahaha.

i sound very vain.

tobys boyfriend must be a bleeding romantic. he sounds sweet and shes probably really happy.

mixed cds are the best gifts.