BRAINROT.

one time, i was in the shower and shampooing my hair when i got shampoo in my eyes. so i rubbed my eyes hard and tears sprung up 'cause they hurt. the tears plopped down to the shower floor and out of nowhere i heard a big clink. i reached down and inspected the floor and there it was, a single creamy oysterflesh pearl! my eyes widened to examine the slippery pearl, and i shut them tight as they stung again. plop plop. i heard more clinks. there were pink pearls, white pearls, beige pearls, yellow pearls, grey pearls. i sat there while dozens of pearls rolled around on the soapy floor. like marbles.

yeah.